There's no need for sarcasm.

On the menu today:

-Monsoon Malabar coffee, 2-3 cups;
-re-packing backpacks, 1-2 hours;
-Thai leftovers, one carton;
-the drive to Charlotte, 3 hours;
-last farewells, brief but no less meaningful for that.

See, I've got this cheesy format DOWN, don't I?